
A deal sweet and low enough to inspire 17 syllables
We didn’t want to make a big deal of this, or go on and on about the unsung glory of MKX gummies like a snobby New York Times food critic ironically claiming that some fast food chain flames the best damn burger in the business.
At the same time, we felt like the arrival of these rock-bottom bites deserved some sort of mention. So we put it in poetry …
Yeah you guessed it bro
Big lines for big deals
Saw this one coming
Just a mere matter of time
Is this the bottom?
Budget chews impress
Sweet artificial Straw Kush
Metal chaser though
The high is mellow
Actually impressive
No headache either
Would we eat daily?
Not for any length of time
But we’re tempted to