5 Haikus About $5 100mg Bags Of Gummies In Mass

A deal sweet and low enough to inspire 17 syllables

We didn’t want to make a big deal of this, or go on and on about the unsung glory of MKX gummies like a snobby New York Times food critic ironically claiming that some fast food chain flames the best damn burger in the business.

At the same time, we felt like the arrival of these rock-bottom bites deserved some sort of mention. So we put it in poetry … 

Yeah you guessed it bro

Green Heart is at it again

Big lines for big deals

Saw this one coming

Just a mere matter of time

Is this the bottom?

Budget chews impress

Sweet artificial Straw Kush

Metal chaser though

The high is mellow

Actually impressive

No headache either

Would we eat daily?

Not for any length of time

But we’re tempted to