Miracles of modern marijuana, these full-spectrum Juicy Wreck, OG Jedi, and SFV OG Kush pods are basically delicious no-mess dabs on the go
Technology advances exponentially, not linearly. To condense about ten-thousand pages on singularity theory into a simple analogy to buttress a vape review, simply consider how it took decades to get from the Zack Morris brick to the smart phone, but then just a couple short years from there to Androids you can film a major motion picture on.
Cannabis and vape tech are somewhat unique frontiers, with related and adjacent industries for sure, but also challenges and changes that can often make last week feel like last decade. That is certainly the case for Rove’s new rosin cartridges which are frankly a phenomenon we never thought we would see in our lifetime, the closest thing to an actual no-mess dab jammed into a convenient handle we have experienced to date.
As previously noted in our glowing writeup of their Melted Diamonds line, Rove is operating on a seriously elite level. The company’s metal and glass 510 carts are friendly on the lips and engineered for flow, while its hardware options are a plug above as well. All that said, we cannot stress enough how these rosin numbers represent a new frontier altogether, one that even the most globularly focused dabber will drool over.
Notably, there are modern flavor profiles in play here that transport us back to an era when you could only score choice bud on rare occasions. If you were lucky, those discoveries made palettes pucker like these rosin wonders, followed by a water mouth and—unlike most strains then and even now for that matter—an actual sweet aftertaste.
Juicy Wreck was the first vape we tried from this line and the last one we hoarded for future show and tell. A total gem. Even though it’s clearly a contemporary cannabis creation, its candy sweetness a true miracle made possible by clever and deliberate phenotype hunting and crossbreeding, there is also a lovely vintage pedigree that’s linked to something longer term. Of course, before the brilliant team at Rove finagled how to translate this spectacular sativa into a sleek reloader, the terpene scientists at Wrigley’s dreamed up Juicy Fruit. We just bet they never thought that lucky people would be able to inhale it some day.
If you’re looking for a killer cross in order to experience the best of everything on the Rove smorgasbord, we recommend the OG Jedi, where Kush meets Death Star meets dwelling on the deep meaning of life over burritos. A naturally gassy full-spectrum rosin concentrate magically stuffed in a pod, it’s one of those aromas you get with high-end rosin that is rarely found in even the dankest most diesel-forward distillates.
Finally, the SFV OG Kush is the most grounded of these new selections, and doesn’t punch you in the nose quite like the others. Still it kicks the keester, and may be the best option for those who are typically vape reluctant. Flower snobs who may be looking for a trusty reloader to hold them down in the cold weather should consider this limonene dream, an indica that tastes like something kind from the late ’90s and turns the lights out. It’s recommended for stress and pain relief, and for pregaming ahead of science fiction films.
